Q: What does a poker player eat for dinner?
A: Whatever his comp card allows him to.
What is poker hell like? A limit game at 9:00 AM.
Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability than in poker.
-Anonymous
In a book store:
“I am looking for the book named 'How to win easily and fast with poker.'
Clerk says: “Please check the science fiction section.”
I couldn't hit a river if I fell out of the boat.
2 comments:
Good stuff. Lately, I've been thinking of poker as unrequited love. I'm the one in the abusive relationship & I just can't seem to bring myself to get a divorce. Time for counseling - LOL.
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