I tried to scan this funny article from Poker Player Magazine but the print was too small to read!!! Anyway here are excerpts.
* A shaking hand is not necessarily a tell. You should consider the additional options of age and infirmities before leaping to the conclusion that your opponent has a monster hand.
* Phlegm clearing does not violate the "English only" table policy. Neither does mumbling.
* People with head phones are not the only ones who can't hear the dealer.
* Repeatedly checking hole-cards doesn't necessarily mean your opponent is looking to see if he has a flush draw. He probably just forgot what he had.
* Deep knee bends dujring a hand are not an affectation, but if the player fails to get back up, call for help.
* Slow playing a hand is not necessarily a strategy.
* Neither is slow rolling. However, eye rolling is, given the years that it takes to perfect it.
* Almost everyone wears glasses, yet the person sitting farthest from the flop will have forgotten theirs.
* If you think a girl at the table is the hottest girl you've seen in years, you left your glasses on top of your head.
* Bathroom breaks need to be closer together.
Thank you, Shari Geller.
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