Wednesday, January 12, 2011

How to tell if you are a donkey

Yesterday was probably my worst ever day online. 7 tournaments and one small cash. Knocked out by every donkey call imaginable. Here is how you can tell if you are a donkey:

Do you call all in bets with any two suited cards? Donkey
Do you call big preflop bets with any ace? Donkey
Do you call turn and river bets with bottom pair? Donkey
Do you go all in with garbage? Donkey
Do you raise out of position with garbage? Donkey

More to come.

1 comment:

7 Dewey said...

Hee haw! I think I've done all of those at one time or another, but in my defense it was probably out of desperation. Can't wait to see if I qualify for the other donkey tells. When will we see you again?