Last Day for India Internet Poker

Leaving India tomorrow morning, so this is my last hurrah with cash internet games until they legalize it (or I return to India).  After making up for most of my losses day before yesterday, got spanked for 3 or 4 buyins yesterday.  Not a good day....flopped straights and had people chase bigger straights and get there, also flopped a set and had a guy call a huge all in bet on a gutshot draw!!!

Just for fun, working on chapter titles for my poker book, tentatively titled:  Dr. Phil's Poker Adventures

Chapters

1.  In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king      

2.  Living on minimum wage

3.  Every time you bluff, a kitten dies

4.  Nice hand, Sir!  And by nice hand, I mean nice catch.  And by sir, I mean moron.

5.  If it weren’t for luck I would win every game.

6.  Tilt is not just a pinball expression.

7.  The connoisseur’s guide to comp’d meals at the Crazy Moose Casino.

8.  Music selections for your I- pod while playing poker.

9.  Complete list of excuses for why you were late getting home

10.  Devotee or degenerate, you make the call

11.  Good Karma vs. Bad Karma

12.  Lady luck is a fickle bitch and don’t you forget it.

13.  Why poker games never break up:  losing and trying to get even, even and trying to win, ahead and trying to make more.

14.  Why me, Lord?

15.  Chapter 11 Bankruptcy vs. entering a witness protection program

16.  Chasing inside straight draws .  Sending your child to a Harvard vs. community college.

17.  Raising with 2/7 off suit under the gun, rules & exceptions.

18.  Paycheck lending companies vs. a guy named Guido:  too close to call

19.  Gambling with the rent money vs. “playing the heater”

20.  Shitty dealer or shitty play?

21.  Marking cards in friendly home games

22.  Do I have a “gambling” problem or am I just dedicated?  Hello?  A 10 point checklist.

23.  Calling big pre-flop raises with 2/3 (but they were sooooted!